Friday, April 24, 2009

HTML is a four letter word


I'm sure I'm not the first to notice that, let alone 'make note' of it. But I'll be badonked if I'm not going to make a point about it.

The first time you had coffee? Crap right? But you so wanted to like it... I mean all the 'grown ups' liked it. It had to be good? 20 years later you can kick the shit to save your life! HTML!!! At first; all that 'code'? punctuation as a language? 'code' is 'interpreted' differently by different browsers AND machines? WTF... I mean seriously, somebody needs to kick that guy in the GoNads! And I mean HARD, from BEHIND too!

Of course, civilization as we know it would END tomorrow without the WWW... So I guess 'coffee' is here to stay. So we might as well enjoy it while we can. But that's the rub. The finished product looks so simple. And the experience is so marvelous, suddenly we all think we can make a cup of coffee. EVEN those of us who SWORE we would NEVER try to make a cup, find ourselves 'experimenting'.

Well, thanks for letting me get this off my chest. What? Is that a little abrupt? Well, those of us who enjoy our 'coffee' know what the 'jitters' mean. More java, STAT! Oh, and for actual Coffee, you HAVE TO HAVE one of these!!!

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